Dexter
🐾 Outdoor Adventurer
💉 Neutered & Vaccinated
🏷️ Microchipped
🥔 Chip Fanatic
🍦 Whipped Cream Connoisseur
My simple pleasures...
Chips, being outside in the grass, and prime neck scratchies.
Dating me is like...
Having a handsome, mysterious gentleman around who strictly judges your choice in reading material and nap spots.
My most irrational fear...
Running out of potato chips and missing my daily neck scratch session.
The key to my heart...
Whipped cream and a fresh cardboard box to sleep in.
If I seem lost or injured...
I probably wandered a bit too far! Please tap the button below to reach my family right away.